The failure of Rake Season 5

Rake wrapped up with season 5 last year, apparently this time for surely sure (each of season 3, 4 and 5 were declared to be the last). As with season 3, they were ambitious in changing Cleaver’s setting, to that of a federal senator elected by a combination of social media and weird preference deals (see Ricky Muir for a real-life example of election via weird preference deals).

This introduced some challenges, most notably satirising Australian politics in the wake of the turnover of Prime Ministers since 2010 and the dual citizenship crisis that eventually led to the deputy Prime Minister needing to re-contest his seat. (He was also conducting an affair with a former staffer at the time.)

How do you get weirder than that? Honestly I think they didn’t manage it and I’m not entirely convinced they should have tried. NSW Parliament might have been easier: the problems are more Cleaver-sized and the sense that there’s only 10 people in Sydney and they all fucked Cleaver at university could have continued seamlessly from other seasons.

Beyond that, they broke a few key formulae that make Rake work: they made the villain prosaic, and they made Cleaver stupid.

The series villain, Jakub, aside from being irritatingly stereotypical (basically a cut price Eastern European Bond villain archetype, but this kind of thing isn’t new to Rake) is just too straightforward. He loans Cleaver money when he’s down on his luck, and what he wants from Cleaver is his money back with ruinous interest, or else he’ll cut off half of his finger. He doesn’t particularly like or dislike Cleaver, Cleaver is just the most easily accessible mark.

This isn’t what makes Rake work! What makes Rake work is people with either a profound Achilles heel (most of the organised crime lords in season 2 and 3 were undone by their love for Kirsty) or an irrational desire to specifically bring Cleaver down at all costs, or, ideally, both. Yes, there’s a blink and you miss it side plot with Jakub’s beloved cat, but not well integrated. Someone who just wants money and their business interests furthered doesn’t work in Rake; functional people win too easily. Functional people can leave Cleaver’s orbit, and the entire point of the series is that everyone is dysfunctional and so no one can leave Cleaver’s orbit.

And in return, Cleaver falls for this without question, seeming to believe that his driver is generously offering him cash as a mate and being startled in the extreme when the bill comes due. Cleaver does fall for anything to do with women, drugs, or money rather easily, but this one is so. so. obvious. Outside of this plot, Cleaver’s life isn’t a mess because he’s stupid, it’s a mess because he’s incredibly greedy and unbelievably clever at self-deception. Many of the series’s finest moments are when he turns his self-deception beam onto others and the sheer force of his belief in his nonsense corrupts them too. This plot arc would work so much better if Cleaver had to floridly talk himself and everyone else into trusting Jakub against all common sense, just like he’s done so many times before.

Beyond that, the amount of money and the threat of violence is surprisingly mediocre for Rake: Cleaver has owed larger six figure debts to organised crime before and taken a serious on-screen beating over them. In season 4 he was seconds away from being tortured by branding on the orders of someone who had corrupted the entire NSW police force (admittedly not as much of a challenge as it could be). In this very season, Cleaver has been held prisoner by agents of the US government, and commissioned his own shooting. Losing half a finger to someone he owes $180k to is lower, not higher, stakes.

There’s a few successful new things that are worth noting, but unfortunately they’re episodic. Anthony LaPaglia, like Cate Blanchett, is too famous and expensive to do more than a short appearance in Rake, in his case as the US Secretary of State, but it’s glorious. Jane Turner as Senator Penny Evans is a much more Rake-worthy villain than Jakub, and she should have been given the full series to let it play out.

But most of the things that do work are through lines from previous series. This season Cal McGregor, previously a rabble-rousing talk show host and previously previously the husband of the NSW Premier, does battle with his half-brother Joe over a $10 painting their father owned, which ends up making Cal Prime Minister as a side effect. David Potter completes the set of disastrous relationships with Cleaver’s exes by not quite having sex with Wendy. (The producers also seem to no longer have been able to resist how good-looking Matt Day is, and find an excuse to let the character have stubble and better glasses for the last few episodes. Thank you.)

Some of the better characters are under-served by having their foils not reappear this season. I was heartily sick of Barney by the time we made it through season 4, but losing him reduces Nicole to a full season of being righteously annoyed with Cleaver (until it suddenly turns out they’re together). Melissa was already completely (and outrageously) destroyed by her drug addiction in season 4; living off Cleaver and Wendy’s charity gives her character little scope compared to her occasionally showing up lit by greater and greater celebrity throughout seasons 2 and 3. As with Barney disappearing when he was so much of what motivated Nicole, not having Fuzz until the final episode means Melissa’s remaining arc from season 4 falls over too.

The last episode is very satisfying, but primarily because it almost entirely returns to the through lines. Fuzz and Melissa joyfully interrupt their breakup to mess with Cleaver’s head, David and Cleaver have a chest bumping battle over Wendy (see, in the context of a series where people get badly beaten a lot, you can do something great with deliberately low stakes violence!) and then finally very satisfyingly team up to corrupt a judge in the nation’s best interests, only to have Cal McGregor in turn corrupt them in his. Lots of fun, but the final episode’s return to the themes and characters of earlier seasons demonstrates the failure of the last season compared to the earlier ones.

Perma-smells and others

I got as far as reviewing my least favourite of the imps I bought from BPAL early in the year, and the frimps and never quite got to the good stuff.

The Antikythera Mechanism

I think the winner for me from my initial order was The Antikythera Mechanism which I ordered because I was curious about the tobacco note.

Initial notes

In imp: Strong “musky” smell. (I don’t really don’t have the right vocab for perfumes. What I am actually referring to is the teakwood and vanilla, I’m pretty sure.)
Wet: Strong, spicy.
Dry: I’m liking this, but don’t have vocab to describe it. From the description, I’d be mostly getting vanilla and the woody scents. I think I like it! Vanilla going quicker than the wood.
Later: Wood strong, hints of vanilla. It doesn’t smell of tobacco to me, but I’m much more used to the smell of the smoke (which I quite like, when fresh and not right next to me) than the plant or its flower.

Now

I love smelling like this, apparently I want to smell of a sweet campfire or something. I’m having trouble not wearing this today because I want to re-review Bastet. I’m planning to order a bottle soon.

Bastet

I bought Bastet for the cardamom note and because of ‘s positive review.

Initial notes

In imp: Decent kick. A bit cough medicine/liquor.
Wet: Much sweeter.
Dry: Sweet with a touch of smoke? (My partner suggested: scotch)

Now

I remembered this one as the keeper, but I think not so much, now. I like it, I just don’t want to smell like it. I’m beginning to think that my preferences in scents tend way woodier/earthier than I would have guessed, starting this. I’m liking it more the more it dries today (I think it loses the sweetness), but I’m going to try some more imps before deciding if this is for me, I think.

Half an hour later: this is growing on me again! I don’t know! Send help!

Euphrosyne

I bought Euphrosyne because I love the way gardenia flowers smell.

Initial notes

In imp: Rose. Honeysuckle after a few sniffs.
Wet: Jasmine and honeysuckle I think, maybe a hintof heavy gardenia.
Dry: Very heavy, rich scent, it makes me think of a dessert wine’s taste. (Partner: “that scented mulch, what’s it called?”. He meant pot pourri.)

Now

Yeah, I’m going to steer clear of strong florals for the time being. It’s not terrible, but I don’t want to smell like that.

Next

I’m looking through Beloved Favorites to try and narrow it down since ALL OF BPAL is a bit intimidating. Given what I’ve learned here, I think The Cat, Snake Oil, Scherezade and (if it were in stock) Rogue.

I wish I’d paid attention and managed to get in on a Weenies decant circle, because I like the idea of the leaf scents too.

Romance again: the truth about Charles de Lacey

This is an entry I wrote well over a year ago but never posted, about Caroline Linden’s regency romance The Way to A Duke’s Heart. It is the final novel in a trilogy, The Truth About the Duke, in which the three sons of the very recently deceased Francis de Lacey, Duke of Durham, try and prove their legitimacy while at the same time finding unexpected true love.

In this third book, the hero is Charles de Lacey, the probable new duke and the least promising hero; the drinker and womaniser to his younger brothers Edward the coolheaded and effective businessman and Gerard the hotheaded but effective soldier.

But the real puzzle is what the hell was up with their father?!

The story from the point of view of Francis de Lacey goes something like this. As young man with some inherited wealth, the grandson of the estranged brother of the Duke of Durham, he goes to London in search of fun and discovers it in the form of one Dorothy Cope, a young actress. Annoyed at her open skepticism as regards his interest in her, he bullies her into marrying him. Ill-suited, they soon part ways, encountering each other a year later on distant friendly terms and then never again. Fault the first: terrible boyfriend.

In his early middle-age, his father’s cousins — the two sons of the elderly Duke of Durham — each die without an heir; the second only some months before the duke’s own death. Francis is thus very unexpectedly a duke. He and his much younger sister Margaret move to London at the beginning of the Season to establish his household. He (for reasons unknown to his sister until about forty years later) swears off marriage but settles the largest dowry of the Season on her, and she thus goes on the marriage market at age thirty, with unfashionable manners and as a figure of both desire to fortune hunters and fun to more or less everyone else. This brilliant decision on the part of Francis to throw his sister to the wolves of London results in the novella I Love the Earl, in which her recently-acquired and entirely understandable open hostility to men who wish to marry her fascinates the impoverished Earl of Dowling, they quickly fall in love, and Francis yanks her dowry out from under her since apparently (earlier appearances to the contrary) he doesn’t want her to marry a fortune hunter. This leaves them to live in an unheated cottage in Wales farming sheep for the first year of their marriage, at which point Francis decides he believes in true love after all, relents and makes Dowling’s fortune.

For reasons that are never made clear, Margaret actually forgives Francis this immense insult to her judgement and that of her husband, which means he thinks it might be a good idea to do it again to his eldest son, for which he pays a higher price.

In the meantime, he does marry again, to someone who sounds much too good for him (from the reminsnences of her adult sons), his duchess Anne. He privately tries to resolve the question of potential bigamy with regards to his undissolved marriage to Dorothy but otherwise rules over a reasonably happy household for perhaps twelve or thirteen years until Anne’s death in her fourth labour, in which she and her premature daughter both die, leaving sons aged eleven, nine and five to their father’s tender mercies.

Francis, now left to his own parenting devices, starts as he means to go on, playing his sons off against each other. He goads Charlie with his younger brothers’s superior skills, while reserving his most powerful affection for his heir. (Charlie remembers keenly his father’s boasts about his brothers, his brothers remember keenly how his father called only for Charlie as he died, and paid Charlie’s ludicrous gambling and jewelry expenses.)

As a young man, Charlie falls in love with a sixteen year old girl, Maria, who Francis believes is being thrown into his son’s path by fortune hunting parents. He tells Maria and her family that he will withdraw all financial support from Charlie during his life if Charlie marries Maria. But Maria is not a middle-aged well-connected and socially independent bachelor like the Earl of Dowling, she’s sixteen and she and her family withdraw from the match.

Linden also starts as she means to go on here: she’s pretty unsympathetic to Maria throughout even though she starts in a terrible position — aged sixteen, caught between her family’s manipulation, the fear of (relative) poverty, and her genuine although not all-consuming like for Charlie — and ends in a far worse one. After refusing to elope with Charlie, she’s married off within weeks (still sixteen) to the Earl of Worley, who values her only for her looks and her ability to bear him a son. She eventually uses the one ace she thinks she has up her sleeve — a later affair with Charlie which ends in her firstborn son, Worley’s heir, being of uncertain parentage — to try and manipulate Worley and ends up trapped with him despising her more but refusing to cast her off, leaving her and her son at risk of Worley murdering them with Charlie only able to offer his brother Edward’s possible protection, and then only if she can get herself and her son out of Worley’s house to seek it. I like Charlie the best of the three brothers but only if I skip those chapters and/or imagine that weeks after all this is made plain and the novels conclude, Worley catches a terrible cold and dies, leaving Maria managing the estates on behalf of her toddler son, and becoming famed for her uncanny skill investing her dowry on behalf of herself and her four daughters, unmatched even by the unearthly head for business of Teresa, Duchess of Durham, Charlie’s eventual wife. Because she needs business skill much more than than the gifted Tessa does.

Anyway, Francis. He has a self-congratulatory “you’ll thank me someday” sit-down with Charlie after Maria refuses to elope with him and Charlie does not in fact, thank him someday, at least, not while he lives. He rides for London the next morning and his correspondence with his father from then on comes in the form of jewelers’ bills for presents to his various mistresses. Charlie does not come to Francis’s death bed, nor to his funeral, next darkening the door of the family homes for his brother Edward’s wedding. He does remain close to Margaret, although it seems she never reveals what an arse Francis was to her, and in touch with his brothers although more at their expense than his.

So now Francis has managed to misread and grievously insult the Earl of Dowling’s love for his sister and has estranged his heir and influenced him only in the direction of being a noted source of income for women who want to get some jewels in return for sex with (apparently) the single best-looking man in England. (For the first two novels, which concern the other two brothers, Linden is carefully only to allow Charlie to appear on screen in the company of men, or of women who are married, ideally recently and lustfully to one of his own brothers, or who are much older, and even then his status as Sex Incarnate is dwelt on in some detail.) A good deed to the women of London, perhaps, but otherwise Francis is not doing well in matters of the heart.

So does he retreat from the field? Of course not. He arranges a match for Edward which is eminently suitable to all appearances; after his death Edward — spurned by his fiancee at the first hint of financial trouble — finds that his father’s alert nose for a fortune hunter failed him, very publicly, when his ex-fiancee’s family sells the story of Francis’s bigamy to the newspapers.

To top it all off, Francis spends the last year of his life being blackmailed over his secret first marriage, revealing nothing to his sons and discovering nothing of either the blackmailer or of Dorothy’s fate, and dies knowing that Charlie, who isn’t even well-prepared to be the Duke of Durham other than having tastes for spending the estate’s money, may instead end up disinherited (as an illegitmate son of a bigamous marriage). He spends his dying hours crying in vain for Charlie to come to him and receive his confession and forgive him. All this accomplishes is hurting the two sons who made it to his deathbed, Edward and Gerard, for whom he has barely a thought. Entirely by accident the ensuing scandal throws Edward and Gerard in the way of women with whom they are well-matched and smokingly sexually compatible (that’s the first two novels, One Night in London and Blame It On Bath). Only in death, Francis, are you good at marrying anyone off.

Francis retires from life with the following score: knowing jerk to his first wife, knowing jerk to his sister and her husband, acceptable to his second wife, knowing jerk to his eldest son, unknowing jerk to his second son. Thanks for playing Francis, next please!

At the end of The Way to a Duke’s Heart novel there’s some heavy-handed bits about Margaret and Charlie forgiving Francis everything at long last and I have no idea why. And in Linden’s FAQ, it sounds like some of her readers end up quite liking Francis. I got nothing.

You’ve probably come out of that summary not being a big fan of Charlie either, and on paper he’s terrible indeed. He’s definitely not the equal of his structural twin Anthony Hamilton of Linden’s Reece family novels (A Rake’s Guide to Seduction), who, thrown off by his own father (in circumstances rather like the Earl of Worley’s son, ie his father believes him to be a cuckoo), makes his own fortune and tries to live life by his own lights. And the thing with Lady Worley is bad: Lord Worley is the villain of that piece but Charlie is not the hero.

I suppose I like Charlie for two reasons: one is that he’s basically a nice person. This isn’t due to any extraordinary effort on his part: he’s a wealthy heir to a duke, and I’ve previously mentioned that he’s astonishingly good-looking. He simply hasn’t had any need to learn to be terribly manipulative beyond smiling at people and buying them drinks. He gets what he wants anyway. (And what he wants is generally mutual, also. His taste in pleasures seem to be fairly simple and consensual.*)

The other is that Charlie’s pretty wary of men (not without reason) and has cultivated a near-impermeable attitude of utter amused indifference in their company. Since this is nearly all one sees of him in the novels about his brothers, one gets to be surprised that he actually has a pretty readily available nice side, just only seen by women. (Tessa does not meet him in the company of his male peers, which is lucky for their match, as it would confirm all her worst fears about him and she’d run for the hills. So only the reader has this view.) He likes women as people, which always predisposes me to like male characters. Linden doesn’t dwell on this trait of his in general (unlike, eg, Susanna Clarke on Jonathan Strange also having this trait, which is one of the things I like about him too). It’s interesting how rare this is a noticable trait even in romantic heroes, they don’t generally derive pleasure from the company of women as well as that of the heroine in particular. See also Charlie’s brothers: they don’t despise women, they just don’t seem to have a lot of time for or interest in them in general.

So there you go, I’m a cheap date, really. Is hot, is not awful in all circumstances, likes women socially. Tessa is also fun. Situationally she’s not as badly off as Maria: she narrowly avoided a very bad marriage and has lived with her viscount brother managing his business affairs and coming as close to having men’s manners as her family will let her get away with (not very close). She appeals to Charlie mostly by being (beautiful and) somewhat wary of him. He is most unaccustomed to women finding his pleasant not-evil offers of sex on a plate rather frightening, but he rolls with it readily enough and doesn’t push her. Hot, is not awful in all circumstances, likes women socially, willing to do about a week’s work to seduce someone who doesn’t get the best first impression of him. Cheap date, I told you.

Linden also manages to walk a reasonably fine line between making Charlie rather careless and making him irritiatingly stupid. He’s not stupid, or aggressively lazy (crucially, as long as other men aren’t judging him, then he is). He’s just not sure who to be, if he can’t be junior Francis de Lacey. You have to do a bunch of reading between the lines to get my reading I think, but actually Charlie and Tessa both badly need a refuge from the unforgiving world of men and for different reasons neither begins to find it until they find each other. And then it’s a match that brings out the best in them both, which is nothing but luck, but still, I can get behind that.

In the end, this is my favourite of the three novels. I find Edward too uptight and Gerard too hotheaded, and I have a soft spot for men who like women. Charlie seems like a lot of fun, and I like the socially awkward headstrong Tessa a great deal. I think the whole trilogy is reasonably good and ends with the strongest novel. But none of the men are the equal of the effective and caring Anthony Hamilton of A Rake’s Guide to Seduction.

* Charlie de Lacey and Anthony Hamilton both have a problem in my reading, which is that having a large number of women lovers in the Regency period isn’t really a morally neutral act: their lovers are taking a big risk for them. Anthony is pretty lucky there, having fathered no children, Charlie isn’t.

Rake

Some rather disorganised notes on Rake, the original Australian series (I haven’t seen the US version), since it’s managed to get me to watch it through 22 episodes now (2 to go), which is almost unheard of for me and TV.

First a warning: it’s used trans women, including slurs, as a passing joke, and a crossdressing man and woman (I think? the script didn’t make a definitely statement either way) as an on-screen joke. It’s been called out elsewhere for using prison rape for jokes too. Which makes it unwatchable for some of my readers. (Not far off at times for me. Knock it off, media.)

Here’s the pretext, which will also help you decide if you give a toss: it centers around a grandiose, self-absorbed individual (Cleaver Greene) whose narcissism is justified. Not metaphysically, but merely insofar as the world really does revolve around him, as if by coincidence. All his ex-lovers are still to some degree emotionally tied to him. When his friends, frenemies and rivals can’t sleep with him, they all sleep with each other and tell him about it. Opposing counsel all hate him, personally.

And that works about as well as it would on any mere mortal, let alone a mere mortal who, however acerbic and clever, mostly wants a lot of women to like him as often as possible.

As an example, one of Cleaver’s antagonists, David Potter (Harry-sorry-David Potter, Matt Day made up to look like Daniel Radcliffe as Harry) is originally introduced as counsel representing the Australian Tax Office, suing Cleaver over tax fraud. But within a few episodes, Harry-sorry-David is both universally known by that nickname, which Cleaver gave him, and he’s unknowingly fallen in love with retired sex worker Melissa, one of Cleaver’s many one-true-loves. Later, in season 2, a very politically significant figure in multiple countries is killed not by assassination, but in an act of revenge related to one of Cleaver’s exes.

I saw a critique of this dynamic in the US version (“there’s only ten people living in Los Angeles and they all know each other??”) but it really works for Sydney, whose population of barristers is mostly fed by two universities, and whose law students mostly enter as 18 year olds and so many have known each other their entire adult lives. And that’s when they don’t know each other from high school.

And it’s written in the language of Sydney visually. Cleaver lives in Kings Cross, ever renewing red light district, because of course he does. David lives in Lilyfield, later-gentrifying working-class suburb, because of course he does. Everyone went to Sydney Uni, because of course they did. Everyone’s kids were delivered by the same obstetrician, because of course they were. (In reality, this one, apparently. In Rake, Sam Neill.)

The first season was very case of the week, with Cleaver serving as barrister to all the most lurid crooks. But one of the reasons I’ve kept watching is that it hasn’t shied away from this question of what happens when the world really does revolve around your cynical and often weak-willed self, including moving well away from its formula. Cleaver’s moderately lucrative career as barrister to all of the most newsworthy criminals is not immune to this misfortune. His life is (because it’s comedy), and his relationships don’t suffer permanently (because that’s the conceit, no one can quit Cleaver), but his career is game. The show works for me because at least some of Cleaver’s perils are real.

It also works because the acting is really fabulous. Richard Roxburgh has called in all the favours, from all the everyone. (There are only 10 actors in Australia, and they all know each other.) Particular nods to Roxburgh as Cleaver, Danielle Cormack as Scarlet Engels (Cleaver’s university-era love-of-his-life, now married to his best mate who is also his usual instructing solicitor), Caroline Brazier as Wendy (Cleaver’s ex-wife and mother of his son, who still acts as his therapist). And a few of the one-note characters (Robyn Malcolm as Kirsty Corella, Steve Le Marquand as Col) and many of the guest stars (Hugo Weaving as the cannibal economist, Sam Neill as the bestiality-practicing obstetrician, Rachel Griffiths as the rabal-rousing talk show host, Cate Blanchett as the on-screen version of Cleaver, Martin Henderson as Julian-Assange-by-another-name*)

Which brings me to season 3:

Spoilers for Season 3

The prison episode was compelling because of the degree to which they messed with the formula. Consider: it has a cold open. It has a first person narration. The narration is from beyond the grave. What in Rake‘s metaphysics or custom has prepared us for this? Nothing.

It also nicely continued the theme of there only being 10 people in Sydney. Apparently this extends to criminals, and, since high ranking justices are being jailed one by one for corruption, about 5 of them are the same people.

And finally, they messed with everyone revolving around Cleaver! In jail, it turns out, everything revolves around… Kirsty.

This ends up being part of what doesn’t work about this episode, actually. Kirsty’s various lovers have worked up until now, in various tropey sorts of ways. She’s Mick’s wife. Mick kills Nigel because he is a Scary Crime Boss and that’s what a Scary Crime Boss does when someone is interested his wife (other than for swinging, which is totally legit, because this is Rake and something has to not fit the trope). Kirsty is interested in Cleaver because she has power over him, and she is a Fully Self-Actualised Lady of Crime once Mick’s in jail. (I think she’s the only woman in the series to sleep with Cleaver without feeling any of the orbital pull of Cleaver, although Emily-the-homicidal-schoolgirl and Polly Nesbitt both use mostly him to further their own ends also.) Col is in love with in Kirsty because of another trope, The Loyal Sidekick of the Bad Husband who is Actually The One For Her. (Their thuggy love, so cute.)

So far so tropey. Then things get weird because it turns out that Mick has a Scary Evil older brother, long since jailed, who is also obsessed with Kirsty. To be honest, I think this is a production problem. I think the episode was written to feature Mick as the villain, and Richard Carter wasn’t available for it, so they had to write in a brother and make him bad enough to have killed Mick. Either that, or they couldn’t figure out how to have Cleaver, who’d slept with Kirsty, survive the anger of a man who’d already had someone dismembered for having a mere flirtation with her, and this is how they wrote around it.

Honestly, I think Cleaver could get into plenty enough trouble in jail without the centre of the series spinning off to have everything briefly orbit Kirsty. (However much I’d like to see this series with, say, Deborah Mailman playing the charismatic fallible centre of the universe, it is written with a man at the centre and I think it’s stuck with it.)

And the rest of the season is, I think, trying to do too much, although it’s very funny. Let’s see.

There’s Barney’s manpain. Actually if there’s one thing I wouldn’t miss from this series, it’s the Barney of S2 and S3. Cleaver’s eyerolling sidekick? Sure, great, have that trope, you probably need it. Barney with cancer trying to work out What It All Means? Go take a hike.

Actually, the other thing I wouldn’t miss is the writing of Scarlet. If the series needs a neurotic woman, and I’d argue it doesn’t, but if it does, does she have to be the Woman Whose Obvious Continual Dysfunction Makes Her Continued High-Powered Job A Mystery? We can infer that she must be a good barrister (she’s a silk in S3) etc, but all we see are tantrums and political flubs. Really not a fan. I love the acting, but this is the worst written character. (And it’s competing with beautiful-vulnerable-ex-sex-worker-with-a-heart-of-gold, which is no mean feat. Actually, if I ignore the awful tropey-ness of Melissa, I think that character is well written.)

There’s the attempt to squeeze all of NSW and Australian politics into the season. One episode got drugs in sport, clerical sexual abuse and the corruption of the Labor Party? Yikes. In S1, a cannibal got his own damn episode.

There’s the mystery. Who made $120 million of trades (in the name of a character I think we’re meant to care about without any screentime) and why? Presumably it’s related to the what was in the email that Paulie accidentally hit Reply-All on mystery. This has had all of about 7 minutes on-screen.

There’s the attempt to skewer both James Packer and Gina Rinehart in the person of Tikki Wenton (“second richest woman in Australia” has been repeated about six times, maybe so Rinehart — richest woman, in fact, richest person, in Australia — can’t sue the producers over this depiction?)

There’s the career triumphs of Cal McGregor, who is an amazing Slimy Shameless Antagonist (kudos Damien Garvey!) which are again mostly offscreen. We assume his TV show is top of the pops, I guess? It’s not shown. This was done a lot better in S2, where McGregor had to interact with other politicians onscreen in order to be portrayed as The Politician to End All Politicking. (For that matter, David Potter ins S3 as state opposition leader seems to have a life without colleagues or an actual job, but at least they lampshade this.)

But that said, I think I’m much happier with S3 than I would be if it was the third season of bizarre crime of the week plus Cleaver has sex with someone. Rake‘s attraction to me is that Cleaver has to pay some of the price (a comedic rather than tragic price) for being centre of the universe.

Perhaps its ambitions this swasin, both achieved and not, are due to Roxburgh, who apparently wants S3 to be its conclusion, and has been co-showrunning S3 as well as starring.

* I am no fan of Assange, but in this universe, a character with that level of fame and self-absorption really works as a foil, and I wish “Joshua Floyd” had stuck around.

BPAL frimps: Ameles Potamos and Medea

Ameles Potamos

The River of Unmindfulness: bittersweet black water swollen with forgotten tears.

In the imp: musk, musk, musk and… musk. (Or what I call “musk”.) The oil is a really rich golden colour. I may never be able to dissociate the two again.

Second sniff: hrm yeah, OK, also a touch of deep water. I’m quite liking this in the imp.

Wet: musk and then it smells “like perfume” on me so far. My partner is going to hate this.

Partner: “eh, smells all right.”

Dry: still generic perfume-ish scent. I don’t mind it, but it’s not telling me a story I don’t already know.

5 min: it’s a pretty stable scent!

Medea

Night-blooming cereus, black orchid, black currant and myrtle leaf enshrouded in the incense of Hecate’s cypress and myrrh, and the dark rage of magickal labdanum and intoxicating poppy.

In the imp: perfume. Slightly astringent perfume.

Wet: rose, but rose like in in a powder shop, not rose like sticking my nose in a flower.

Dry: turning a bit sharper. I’m wondering if this is the myrrh note. Like in the imp, I think there’s two things going on here for me. One is the floral scent that smells like rose to me. The other is something sharper that moderates it well.

Verdict: I like Medea better than Ameles Potamos, but I think what I’m looking for right now is less familiar smells, and both of these smell enough like commercial perfume to me that I’m not transported.

I’m shipping a few imps to my mother, I suspect she will quite like these.

ETA: oh dear, Medea keeps getting stronger, and I forgot about my reaction to really strong scents. They make me sneeze a lot. Eek. (I can’t be around people smoking pot for too long, for example.)

BPAL’s Vice

I’ve noticed ‘net friends moving into… cosmetics? self-adornment? fandom of various types over the past few years and while I’ve been fascinated, I haven’t been tempted. That is, until I started running into perfume fandom posts around. Here’s the canonical intro post from rydra-wong, and recessional has scent work posts and then synedochic founded smellsgood and then…

Here we are. I ordered four imps from BPAL. I probably won’t review each of them in their own post, but I was excited.

Vice

Voluptuous and indulgent! A deep chocolate scent, with black cherry and orange blossom.

In the imp: Powerful. More sweet shop than chocolate shop.

My partner (who is quite hostile to strong scents) says: “vanilla and not in a good way.”

Wet: Still very sweet. Nougat? Perfumed nougat? Something like that. I can see how it might be edging to chocolate, but it’s not getting there.

Dry: pretty one-note cherry, I think? I smell like a soap shop. This is not unpleasant, it brings back nostalgia for long lost crafty shops where I couldn’t afford a bar for Mother’s Day.

10 minutes later: oooo… there’s the orange blossom. That’s quite nice.

20 minutes later: I think the cherry and the orange blossom are mostly in harmony, but I’m not getting chocolate. I’m glad the very very sweet edge to it has gone.

This does smell good, but I am bothered by the clash with the name. I smell like a slightly spicy flower, which is not really what I’d call Vice, as such. What would Vice smell like? Liqueur and tobacco and sweat maybe?

This makes me very tempted to try The Ankythera Mechanism tomorrow, for the tobacco note. Does anyone have any recommendations for a BPAL scent that really does smell of vice?

That said, I’ll probably keep it. There are days when smelling like this would work for me.

leaflitter does romance novels

I’ve been having multiple massive demands on my creative energy and wanted to read non-taxing fiction. Do you know how taxing it is to seek out non-taxing anything though? Pre-screening stuff for yourself means reading it, which means being taxed. A dilemma.

Anyway, eventually I remembered Smart Bitches, Trashy Books and decided to read through the A reviews until I found something I liked the sound of.

Conclusion: I have no idea if I’d like paranormal romance. I kind of suspect I might, but the reviewers can’t sell the books to me, they’re really picky about, eg, pack loyalty issues that I can’t get into without first reading paranormal romance, which is rather circular. So, I ended up with three of Caroline Linden’s Regency romances from this review. And may I say what a blessing having a Kindle is, because having to look at romance novel covers would have been a step too far for me.

My thoughts:There’s a trilogy, involving each of the aristocratic Reece siblings having a romance (in a romance novel? SHOCK).

What a Gentleman Wants: Hannah Preston is the vicar’s widow, about to move back to her hateful father’s home. Lord David Reece, the (slightly) younger brother of Marcus Reece, the duke of Exeter, is laid up in her home with a broken leg for weeks, and it changes her life forever. But maybe not how you’d think.

I quite liked What a Gentleman Wants, although in large part because it simply took a bunch of trashy elements and stirred. Identical twins with very different personalities! Identical twins impersonating each other! Constructing massive lies in order to avoid moderately disappointing someone! Which backfires! Family loyalties past the point of sense and reason! Family betrayal! Crime mystery as subplot!

Linden is a good writer though, also, and I appreciated some of the smaller touches of realism here: Hannah’s determination to keep doing her own good honest work (eg mothering her own child and doing her own hair) melts under repeated application of having servants to do it, which while maybe not ideal I do find realistic.

What a Rogue Desires itself, the one reviewed on SBTB, I liked a lot less. David Reece’s saviour complex and impulsiveness carry over from the first book, except this time he gets more screen-time. At least he isn’t as shamefully easily led as in the first book, although possibly that’s only because no one really tries.

Plus, well, he locks a poor woman up in his house and then eventually she falls in love with him. Urgh. Vivian is a good heroine though.

A Rake’s Guide to Seduction was by far my favourite. In this Marcus and David’s considerably younger half-sister Lady Bertram, the former Celia Reece, returns to the family after her disastrous first marriage ends in her husband’s illness and death. (Useful note if I ever become a romance writer: widows are great candidates for a modern writer of historical romances because they’re allowed to be sexually experienced.) She spends much of the novel depressed, and I thought Linden did the depression quite well.

The rake in question is Anthony Hamilton, one of David’s more scandalous university friends, whose reputation has in fact been earned by his attempts to make his own way financially in a way that the ton doesn’t understand (well mostly, that and sleeping with his investors, admittedly). And Anthony is most of the reason I like this book: he’s a much more sympathetic hero than either of Celia’s brothers managed to be. He’s clever, emotionally available, and self-contained: with a Reece man you only get at most two out of three and sometimes not that.

The most annoying thing about Rake’s Guide was how Vivian, David’s wife, was conveniently more or less written out of it (debilitated by a difficult pregnancy). I can see how it was tempting to avoid it, but Linden should have bitten the bullet and written David’s half-Irish former pickpocketing wife at the duke’s house party, dammit. There’s also a couple of quite handwavy bits around the scandal: what on earth do the duke and also Celia’s mother tell the guests to remotely quiet the scandal of her being caught having sex with Anthony? That I wanted to see on-screen.

So there we have it, leaflitter successfully negotiates the shoals of spending her time on trashy novels without having to agonise too much over whether they will be trashy enough but not too trashy. Thank you SBTB.

The Sending: misc thoughts

Three years since The Stone Key, that’s short for Carmody. Let’s hope that The Red Queen is in final edits. I wonder if the nine year publication gap between The Keeping Place and The Stone Key was her trying to stuff everything into that?

I wanted to get these down before reading other people.

Disconnected thoughts:

Carmody is clearly winding things up, so for the first time, I really believe she can finish the series with the next book. Plots wound up now: Domick’s, Kella’s, Angina’s (and I think Miky’s too although I don’t expect that she dies), I think the governance of the Land and Obernewtyn give or take details. Most of the remaining plots are pretty clearly tied up with the Red Queen’s land: the slavery plot, Gilaine’s and Lidgebaby’s plots, Jakoby’s plot, Matthew’s plot, Dragon’s plot and of course Elspeth’s and Ariel’s plot. Mind you, that’s still a lot of plot.

I will be glad to find out how old Lidgebaby is now, because I find the series very difficult to count time in. I guess it’s about ten years now since Obernewtyn? Lidge will perhaps be eight or so if that’s right.

I’m glad Carmody managed to work her way out of the “you will leave everything you love” trap with Dameon’s solution about it not specifying what the people she loves will choose to do then. (Although choice is not the right word, it’s really what Cassandra and Atthis decided needs to happen.) Purely narratively, Elspeth+beasts do not a very interesting party make. The beasts’ self-completeness doesn’t generate a lot of conflict, and Elspeth is inclined to brooding endlessly. It would be 700 pages of her sulking and them ticking her off constantly. She needs a team of variously petty, grieving, skilled, sulking, catty humans.

Carmody is good at generating vivid secondary characters. Maybe too good, it leads to plot explosion. But Analivia and Ahmedri are worthy new additions.

I really struggled with the journeying aspect of the book. It was nice to see Carmody taking care to show everyone’s skill and experience in expeditions, but much of it was frankly dull nonetheless and it reduced a lot of the character interactions to “we need to find water/food/somewhere less radioactive to sleep/somewhere with less killer bats” (that’s Maslow’s hierachy of needs, right?) which is realistic but not gripping. I would much rather have been at sea with the minor characters taking care of navigation and setting sail, and more time for interpersonal tensions to play out. And even then, maybe half the pages.

It’s interesting that Elspeth is quite fond of Cassy, given her massive ambivalence and at times hostility to Maryon and Atthis, both of whom are perhaps lesser futuretellers (given what a distance Cassy was working at). It may help how much Cassy suffered for the plot too, in fact considerably more than Elspeth has. Neither Atthis nor Maryon has had to go through anything like it.

This book is not as rapey as the previous one (in this universe, rape probably is in inverse correlation to the physical distance of the point-of-view from Ariel at any given time), but still with the rape.

I very much doubt that narratively anyone is going to push back on Atthis’s various harms, most notably now organising Dragon’s capture and assaults. Well, other than Elspeth in her own head.

Speaking of beasts and their actions, Maruman’s seliga saved Dragon for Elspeth’s quest, but saved Rushton from his own death wish for Elspeth. Which is very very Maruman. The book’s sweetest note.

Memo to Rushton: your low opinion of your own Talent is becoming increasingly petty. It’s clearly very powerful, and unique in type, probably meaning that you share status with Elspeth, Dragon, Atthis, Gavyn-Rasial and Maruman as one of the series’ more mentally unique and powerful characters. (And interestingly, you, like Maruman and Gavyn-Rasial, are unnoticed as such by Obernewtyn, which instead of course makes use of your also unique levels of charisma and leadership skill. I suspect that Obernewtyn’s neat and increasingly ill-fitting guild system is causing a lot of very powerful talents to be under-identified, particularly but clearly not only in beasts.)

Memo to Rushton #2: given this, stop displaying your Talent only in order to carry out your own death wishes. The series is running out of people strong enough to save you.

Memo to Rushton #3: I suspect that you’re in luck, and that your Talent is essential to Elspeth’s quest at some point. After that, no more whining about poor Talent.

Why is Rasial mis-gendered twice (referred to as “he/him”) in my edition? That seems a clumsy error.

I think at this point I’d rather not see Matthew/Dragon (although not a lot of details were added about his manipulation of Dragon, they aren’t flattering to Matthew), although I think Carmody is going there. At least she’s making him put some serious work into Matthew’s redemption before Dragon sees him again. Years as a slave, rebel and leader far from everyone he loves and everything that supported his more selfish moments? It’s a decent redemption arc as they go. In fact I love a redemption arc, except that you only get one chance at the girl/boy/other. Post-redemption, you need to find another one.

This is apparently a rather unusual opinion in the fandom, but I continue to favour Elspeth/Rushton over Elspeth/Dameon. I tend to go for the pairings with the clear spark of sexual attraction and mischief. Dameon is very kind, but very solemn. Elspeth/Dameon would be the least smiley love affair of all time.

That said, Rushton’s life to date would be vast improvement without Elspeth/Rushton. And his attraction to Selmar before that, too. He wouldn’t agree though, or rather, he doesn’t believe in life without Elspeth/Rushton.

I wonder a bit about the mechanics of consensual sex here: does a full mind-merge and memory dump occur every time two people have sex? This was implied in The Farseekers to some extent too, but if so, how on earth did Domick keep secrets from Kella?